So I was eating at Taco Bell the other day with a member of the AFB (Avid Fan Base). All right, all right, you got me. There is no AFB outside of the stories I tell about the AFB. Well, this is one of those stories about the AFB. Anyway, while I'm starting to munch on my delicious gordita that came with my $2 Meal Deal, the AFB asks me a question. And, for simplicity's sake, I'm just going to refer to this one particular member of the imaginary AFB as a personification of the entire AFB. Wait, how is that simple? Shh...you're interrupting the story.